The Crazy Ralph Chronicles

Some say he's a visionary. Others testify that he can literally see the future and consider him to be a modern-day prophet. The smart ones would put their lives on the line for his testimony... the rest will deny his word and meet a horrifying, unrelenting fate.

Whether he's riding his bicycle through your backyard and screaming his unmistakable warning, sneaking around outside your house or cabin, spying and sipping on his burbon-filled flask, or hiding for hours at a time in your kitchen pantry, ready to knock over some pots and pans and scare the truth into you... Crazy Ralph is not someone to be ignored.





I've been collecting evidence of his brilliance for years, and now you can view the entire collection below.

No matter how invigoratingly powerful his words are, no matter how many times he sounds off to protect the lives of those he loves, the horrible truth is that nobody listens to Crazy Ralph... until it's too late.

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