First Day of Filming on DDDDutch Tilttttttt/Gratuitoussssss!!!

Today was a big day for my good friend Tommy Forrester. After weeks of planning, writing and preparing, his all-new independent film, "DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDutch Tiltttttttttttttttttttttt/Gratuitousssssssssssssssssssss" began production today.



The second location shoot of the day was my scene, an insane cameo where I play a total lunatic (be sure to check out the awesome red shirt Tommy picked out for me below). When I wasn't helping Tommy out with line reads, fake blood and blocking, I was able to take a few photos of the guys on location.


This was the first read-through with the cast on Vesser's porch. (Jared McClane's chicken sandwich is key here.)


Jared McClane was confused about the proper way to grab a woman's breast in public. Director Tommy Forrester explains that, "it's not so much about the technique as the speed. You've got to really get in there, grope, and then run away as fast as you can, screaming something about terrorists and a bomb in the trash can."


This was a shot of Jared McClane's actual suitcase. He says the giant label stickers help him distinguish his suitcase from others just like it. Also: you can lick it and it tastes just like grape kool-aid.


Director Tommy Forrester keeps the troops motivated. "Idle hands are the devil's playpen," says Forrester. "I've got people running around everywhere, and I'd like to give them destinies, but I have to adhere to this script," he says, while screaming at Josh Vesser to 'get your Diet-Vanilla-Coke ass the hell out of my shot.'"


There is no reason for this shot to be here, other than because I saw this machete, it made me think of Jason Voorhees, I loved it, and took its picture. Plus: it's awesome.


I'd like to thank (or punch) Tommy Forrester for providing this brilliant wardrobe for my character in the film..."Meth Head Guy."


This is what happens when you're an idiot and leave three chocolate and caramel Hershey's kisses in your pocket in the middle of July. They were supposed to be a prop... I don't even eat chocolate. Instead, it looks like a smurf ate some Taco Bell and got stuck in my pocket for a long, long time. Nice.


Jared McClane is serious about his lines. Also: this giant van was incredible.


McClane takes a minute to think about his motivation for the next scene. "Mostly just titties and beer," says the film veteran, before turning around and taking a piss on Josh Vesser's shoe.


Robert Manning will go down in history as one of the most terrifying, disturbing characters in a movie... ever. Don't believe me? Just wait.


Check out Jared McClane's battle damage. You think that hurts him? If you said 'yes,' you'd be wrong.


"I made more money working at the bank," says the disgruntled camera before turning around and taking a piss on Josh Vesser's shoe.


In Jared McClane we trust. 'Nuff said.