Where's my space, man?

Okay, okay, so here's what happened (to the best of my knowledge):

At the very end of last year, I think the trauma of having one of the worst New Years of my life (along with being abducted by an elite team of soy bean farmers and tortured to near death) and being depressed in general caused me to quickly fall off the planet. You ever get that way? I'm convinced that you do. You just want to be alone-ish.

Sometimes you just don't want to be like the Cheers theme song, you know? Sometimes you want to live like that hobo guy from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" and sneak around unnoticed in the shadows and stuff. And eat sardines. And sing obnoxious show tunes. Whatever.

At any rate, I pulled the plug on a lot of my Web sites at the first of the year, and while I've had a lot of fun talking to nobody on this blog, I've steered clear of MySpace for almost an entire year (well, 10 months, sucka). After sneaking back to Murfreesboro last weekend and surprising all my old best friends at a Halloween party, I realized that staying in touch with people is kind of important after all. You know, one day you're not in touch, the next day your friend gets promoted to some big-time CEO job, or maybe turns into a werewolf, whatever. The point is, it's sort of sad to not know when these things are happening. (Especially if they have a sex change and you see them later at a bar or something... AWWWKWARD!!!!)

So this big ass rambling post is to let you guys know that I went ahead and threw up yet another MySpace page. Yeah, sure, I can complain and bitch and whine about it for hours... (and I just did... I deleted like 5,000 words just now that I'd written and then had second thoughts about publishing), but when it comes down to it... it's kind of fun.

So if you're reading this, mystery person, roll on over to: THIS AWESOME PAGE FORGED IN THE FIRES OF HELL and add me so we can leave each other obnoxious comments and share photos of ourselves in controversial poses with important public figures.

The really exciting part of all this is that I finally have a permanent place to post up BELL STREET, my short horror film, made back in 2005 with all my best friends on the planet. It'll also be a great place to post other films that I have on the back burner, and perhaps even some old school stuff that I've been itching to get online. So when you roll over there to scope it out, give BELL STREET a look over and let me know what you think if you haven't seen it.

I'll look forward to hearing from you soon... and no worries, there's no way I'm ever posting a blog on that site. I'm keeping it real on the Tirade, sucka. Keep coming back for more and I'll keep giving it to ya. Just like Ron Jeremy... except... in written form.

Take care and gimmie a holla.

AFTER YOU CLICK HERE AND BRING THE MYSPACE PAIN!!!!