Cumpston vs. Cloverfield

If there's one thing that keeps me waking up in the morning, it's hope that Neill Cumpston will publish another movie review. In the post below this one, I threw up the first few minutes of the upcoming mysterious film, "Cloverfield," and now it seems that Cumpston (thank God) has seen this film.

Personal favorite highlight: "The monster RIPS THE LIVING SHIT out of the city, and everyone in its path. It’s like the Iraq War and Hurricane Katrina and Kathy Griffin’s vagina combined and turned into a giant murder-beast and it’s hungry for every hip person in Manhattan."

If that doesn't make you want to see this as soon as humanly possible, I don't know what's wrong with you. What's wrong with you???

Waste even more time at work and check this out.

Putting on my cock-punch glove,

-McClane