Yeah, I know.
Hang in there, true believers, I'm not done yet. I've been really busy with work, investing a lot of time in my side business (founder and C.E.O. of "McClane's Refurbished Tanning Beds: We'll do it to/for you!") and writing a whole lot to this damn pen pal I've picked up.
Basically, the pen pal is ransacking my blog duties.
It's tough to write a big blog posting when you're pouring your heart, soul and crotch into a series of chain letters to some maniac pen pal. I have to tell you, though, as pen pals go, it's been some pretty interesting conversation. Some highlights have included obsessions with squares, right angles, pocket watches, green grain (apparently), titanium jaws, pubic speaking, whiskey, ice climbing and now, as it seems, a consuming passion for "Maniac Mansion," the Commodore 64 and Nintendo game from the late 80's to early 90's.
So, faithful readers, more as this horseshit develops. In the mean time, feast your heart and soul on this... one of my all-time favorite video clips from the past. You know you've seen it before, so sit back, smoke a "flat spliff" and enjoy.
I love you.
-McClane
1 Comments:
check out "the hills with mila kunis and james franco" on funny or die. not as good as this but plenty funny
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