Back in Commission

Yo yo readers, it's me: Matt McClane.

You know me by now, right? I'm the guy who runs this blog, as well as a small closet inside the Burwell Building in downtown Knoxville.

I've come to bring you great news! Looks like my computer is a-okay. Basically, they put it on this big ass computer operating table, hooked up these huge white-colored electric paddles, screamed "CLEAR!!!!" and brought it back to life after it flat-lined.

I'm really glad to have the little guy back; reuniting us in the waiting room of the Apple computer repair shop was a teary-eyed moment. If it could, I bet it would have slowly walked out of the big door from the ER, and then it would have seen me across the room. It would have run at full sprint into my safe, warm arms. Our embrace would have lasted a lifetime, as we both held each other tighter than any two beings have ever attempted.

Instead, I just saw it sitting back there on this counter top, and I picked it up and threw it in the back of the truck.

I'm really glad he's feeling better, though, and I look forward to working on some more cool projects. (Like more "THE RISE OF TOMMY DON" promotional materials!)

Hold it in the road, suckas.

-M