Hey readers and suckas,
You guys know me well enough by now that I don't mess around with politics on the Tirade. It's pretty dangerous to do so in this day & age. For example, I saw a guy with a McCain sticker on his back windshield completely ripped in half by a chainsaw—which was being wielded around by some bearded, logging guy wearing an Obama t-shirt.
I can also make up a ton of other compound-sentenced stories about this insane election year, but instead and I'll just make a big endorsement.
Matt McClane officially endorses: voting.
Register to vote!
Follow your heart, readers. That's what I do.
Yours truly,
-Me
Saturday, October 4, 2008
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Vote obama, particularly you females out there. if you don't, macain and palin are gonna plant a giant american flag, sqaure in your uteruses. your bodies will then become property of the U.S. government!
er, mccain not macain. also, between you and me, i don't trust this "matt mcclane" character. mcclane is a little too close to mccain if you ask me!
even my 3 yr old daughter says "it's obama time!"
I love the people that read your blog. That's all I can say. Being in Ohio is crazy time. I got to shake the Senator's hand. It was freakishly soft. I picture him rubbing cocoa butter all over them and putting on little gloves to sleep in.... He has my vote based on that alone.
cocoa butter for obama? i use cocoa butter too!!!!
Cocoa butter? More like nut butter
shut up!!! i know that's you jared!!!
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