Hey readers and forward thinkers!
It's me, McClane, coming to you with possibly the most important blog post you're going to read this entire year. Never mind all those blog posts about a black president, meteorites or how that guy who drew all those naked pictures of Kate Winslet and also died on the Titanic is stopping global warming.
No, readers, this blog post is all about ideas.
It's been nearly a year since I began my "Idea Series," a series of posts dedicated to making your life better through well-though-out, all-original ideas generated by my brain. Not only do these ideas come free... but also with a guarantee of life-changing experiences. I'm happy to present the entire collection right here, right now, for your brain to absorb.
The awesomeness of these blog postings have been known to be so awesome that they actually cause sterilization in men, heart palpitations for the ladies, and complete mental breakdown for the kids. (When your kids realize how easy it is to start a religious cult, for example, you're gonna need to be prepared to move up an entire tax braket from the cash you'll be bringing in.)
Enjoy these babies:
›› TEAR AN ENTIRE BUILDING DOWN USING YOUR FEET!!
›› WALK ON MOLTEN LAVA AND LIVE TO TELL ABOUT IT!!
›› EAT A LIVE ANACONDA!!
›› SAVE THE BEARS BY BECOMING ONE!!
›› USE A BUCKET OF CHICKEN TO TEST HUMAN COMPASSION!!
›› YOU TOO CAN HAVE FUN WITH SNAKES!
›› START A RELIGIOUS CULT... AND SUCCEED!
Trust me, readers. If you only choose to try ONE of these ideas, your whole life will be better for it. Step out there and take a chance!
Have fun and live the dream, bud.
-M
Monday, December 15, 2008
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