Delicious Pudding Pops

Heyaaa readers, what's shakin?

I have a few questions about the video embedded above:

1. How does genius like this even exist?

2. The other hand? Seriously?

3. How do I keep this commercial from breaking my legs with its awesomeness?

4. Is Bill Cosby actually a robot in disguise, like a transformer?

5. If his programming or hard drive or something corrupted, how much critical damage do you think he could do to a small town or village if he was unleashed from his robotic bonds?

6. Besides an awesome army jeep with cannons, what OTHER vehicle / object does Cosby transform into?

7. Who would win in a fight:

Bill Cosby, who has just transformed into his ultimate vehicle form: the van from the A-Team with gatling guns and surface-to-air missiles mounted on the sides

Or... Patrick Swazye from Road House?

8. Would Bill Cosby have sex with a bear?

9. What in the hell actually happened to these commercials, and why did they stop? (Basically, it's just like I was given a taste of a sweet-nectar-bacon-with-boobs-and-comic books sauce, and then it was taken away. The loss is unbearable.)

10. Wouldn't it be awesome if we found out that Bill Cosby was a transformer, and then we found out that Frankenstein actually never died, and they had to fight it out for the fate of mankind?

Well, Cosby might be pretty confident when he's in his vehicle form: The Tree Logger, but I bet Frankenstein would have some pretty sneaky and dangerous tricks up his sleeve.

You remember that awesome sport coat that Frankenstein's Monster would wear around? It's pretty mind-blowing, actually, how that Monster actually remained a sharp dresser... even though his entire body was made of inanimate rotting corpse body parts. At one point, didn't he even have a VEST on?

Anyway, eat your pudding, suckas!

-M