The last thing I want to do is promote a lame film, but this is one of the most hilariously horrible movie trailers I've seen in a long time. Can you people believe that some studio would put this much money into a film like this?
My favorite part is when the guy from "White Chicks" falls out of the mini van wearing the billion-dollar aluminum foil super suit thing. (This is after Dennis Quaid sternly tells us that these guys are the best operatives in the entire world.)
If you were the best super-operative soldier guy in the world, wouldn't you be sort of a badass? Slightly? Could you see Billy from "Predator" falling out of a minivan wearing a bad Iron-Man rip off outfit? Could you see Corporal Dwayne Hicks from "Aliens" whining and crying around because he fell into the side of a train? I'm not sure, but I'm going to pull the "hell no" card on that one, bud.
After jumping around & over missiles and flying through the air a zillion miles per hour, the guy from "Scary Movie 3" didn't realize that he could actually jump over a train. I mean, if you'll watch closely, his buddy is only a few feet higher than him. Why would he think he couldn't do that? Wait, why the hell am I even analyzing this?
According to some sources, internet folks are saying that this film screened recently and it tested the lowest score EVER from an audience in the history of Paramount. That's a pretty bold statement, but after watching this bullshit trailer, I'm starting to kinda believe it.
While you're at it, summer movie fans, go see my buddies over at NUKE THE FRIDGE and read this awesome EXTREMELY SPOILER FILLED REVIEW of the new Transformers film.
Seriously, the guy regurgitates the entire plot of the film, so steer clear if you're one of those Michael Bay fans that likes to be surprised by giant robot testicles and dogs dry humping robots or whatever.
Hope you're enjoying your summer, readers!
I can't really say that I am.
-M
3 Comments:
me, i'm waiting for the Michael Bay "Hello Kitty" movie.
i thought that shit(joe) was gonna be good, but yeah, you're right - that trailer looks crap.
When I heard about GI Joe I hoped for some cool as shit. But we get GI Joe as Iron Man? Fuuuuuck.
Unfortunately I'll probably still watch it... But not at the theater.
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