You know me, I run this place with an iron fist and a steady hand. Sort of.
Anyway, happy Halloween guys! I'm pretty happy about the holiday... a time when all kinds of weird shit happens, and it's completely legitimate to act like a complete psychopath. Well, sort of. If you get legitimately psychopathic around me, you're gonna lose an arm.
For example, if you're excited to share some Lady Gaga song about poker or the cute pictures of your kids dressed up as Hannah Montana with me, you'll feel something cold on your cheek... and it'll be the floor. (That's why they call this blog "The Tirade.")
Anyway, Halloween horror and violence aside... I'm beyond proud and excited to present a special movie trailer that I've been working on!!!!
Back in 2005, I wrote and directed a short film called Bell Street.
It was a great achievement, and I'm still really proud. Not just of myself for actually completing a large project from start to finish, but of all my wonderful friends who did an amazing job helping me to get it done.
Friends are hard to come by, and I have some of the best. You'll be able to see most of them completely drenched in blood, being eaten alive and completely eviscerated in this new trailer, so I hope you enjoy it.
Four years after we premiered the movie on Halloween night, it's my pleasure to share the trailer with you!
Have a safe and happy Halloween, readers.
I'll be over here if you need me... eating this guy's throat like a turkey & cheese hoagie.
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!
-McClane
Whew!
P.S. If you want to show me pictures of your kids dressed up as Jason Voorhees, Leatherface, Pinhead, Chucky, some blood-drenched zombie, David Hassellhoff, Pol Pot, Superman, Batman or Freddie f'n Krueger, keep 'em coming.
1 Comments:
Trailer's amazing. Incredibly inspired usage of "True Love Ways." I've always thought that the orchestra-backed stuff that Buddy Holly did right before he died was so effing creepy. You put it to good use here.
Let's make it Halloween all year round!
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