Man, if you want to set aside some time to have your mind completely blown today, please step over TO THIS SITE and peruse through the 15 stupidest products of all time. If you ask me, this list will transfer perfectly to your Christmas shopping list for the 2009 season.
If you do take that hint... consider this product for me:
I'm a pretty huge fan of this one for hilariously obvious reasons:
This piece seems very useful:
And finally, my favorite:
It's actually my favorite item because of the description The Huffington Post gives the Mask:
"It's like doing sit-ups for your face, only instead of doing something healthy you're electrocuting yourself while dressed as a serial killer."
You owe it to yourself to check out the other 11 products, and that's no jive. Be on the lookout for my second favorite item, "The Privacy Scarf." It'll mess ya up.
-McClane Out
P.S. Also, an update from yesterday's post.... thanks to a tip from Joe Powell, we've now discovered that Victor Newman's contract has been renewed and we're in for three more years of ass kicking!!!! Looks like you've narrowly avoided a brutal ass-beating, Sony. Nice work.
3 Comments:
Holy crap. I do not own a shot gun, but I will buy one just so I can buy a Back-Up!
765 million American's homes are burglarized every 35 seconds!!!
With that kind of statistical information I'd be a fool to NOT have a readily available shot gun with the safety off attached to the side of my bed!
Oh, and $55 for a KUSH!?! Ladies, I will be your breast support for a mere $12.99!
Giles, you've got your genius pants on today.
Dude, I know, that effin' gun rack is amazing!!!! Isn't it crazy as shit how fast that old guy whips up that gun to fire? When his old wife gets up in the middle of the night to piss, she doesn't stand a damn chance. He's gonna paint his wall (and werther's originals candy dish) with both her blood and pieces of her little night coat robe.
I wonder if they have some kind of surgeon general warning for sleepwalkers? Because that would be another group of people next in line for a murder trial. BAACCKK UUUPP!!!!!!!
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