Get your Troll on.

Hey blog fans!

Due to an insane life lately full of wacky adventures and a bunch of design work, I haven't had a whole ton of time to come and visit you. I realize that's the same exact excuse that college kids give their grandparents in nursing homes, but I really do mean it for you guys.

Even though I hate your smell and your creepy roommate who randomly cries and steals your Sunny Delight late at night while you're sleeping with your oxygen mask on.

Anyway, I just watched this amazing film the other night called "Troll 2." A lot of you guys already know about it, because if you're reading this blog right now you're more than likely a huge geek or you secretly want to be one. Or you're straight-up stalking me.

Anyway, this movie is way past amazing. You can Google it up and read all about it... and when you do, you'll discover that it's actually one of the worst films ever made. I thought that was a little hard to swallow until I actually watched it... and the entire time I thought I was dreaming. People like to use those kinetic expressions these days that demonstrate how moved or touched they were by a film: "That film ripped my face off," "That film skull-fucked my soul," "that film just intoxicated my dog and left me limbless and helpless in a ditch outside some seedy Mexican bar full of vampires and cast members of some recent Ron Howard movie..."

You get the idea.

Well anyway, this movie did all those things to me and more. It gets my highest recommendation, and I'd also advise getting absolutely tanked, ripped, stoned, smashed or hammered before watching it. That will thin out your blood and cause your brain to slip into total euphoria faster and more efficiently.

Anyway, here's a fantastic clip full of some of the best Troll 2 moments, just so you can get a feel for what I'm talking about:

No matter how hard I try, there's no way I can write any witty one-liner or clever quip that's ever going to be able to follow that video. I'll leave it with you, guys.

I love all y'all.

Especially you lovely stalkers.

-McClane