Millions of people probably have this problem every day. I'd like to tell you that that's a fact, but I'm not a people encyclopedia. No, I'm just a regular guy with a blog.
But don't worry about it, idiots. Even though you might not have an answer just around the corner, the people who populate the "Yahoo Answers" site can hook you right up with all the solutions you can handle.
This has been going on for quite a while now, with new and improved answers coming out of nowhere like a rapid fire potato cannon every day. Trust me, I have my share of questions, but sometimes you just have to appreciate the mysteries of life and just let 'em go.
For example, I'd love to make a post on the Yahoo Answers page asking how big your boobs are, but I'll just use my imagination instead. (Besides... I already know the answer to that question for one special reader. heh heh. Michael Giles clocks in at a healthy 42DD.)
At any rate, no matter how hard I try, I'll never be able to come up with questions as awesome as the ones just posted on The Huffington Post. That's right, the geniuses behind the recent "15 Stupidest Products of All Time" list have released their latest rundown...
In case you've ever wondered "Why are there school?" or "What type of Axe body wash did Jesus use to attract his followers?" or "How can I break my thumb more?", the answers are waiting there for you.
Seek them out, readers. Seek 'em long, hard and deep.
-Answer Fella
1 Comments:
42 DD!?!? Man, no wonder my lower back is killing me....
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