last summer i was tooling down I-40 West just a mi...

2009-02-28T08:03:00.000-05:00

last summer i was tooling down I-40 West just a mile or so before the West Hills exit when i see a car in the right-hand lane go airborne. i'm talking a Michael Bay 15 feet off the pavement end-over-end airborne. it was about 20 yards ahead of me. of us - 'cause every lane is packed and we're all doing 60 or 70 mph.

the car in the air did a roll to the right, and i was about to say 'whew' when i see it hit a massive concrete retaining wall and that sucker bounced back into the air and was about to land somewhere between the first two lanes. and it was flipping end over end. now it's about 10 yards away.

like you, i too accepted that i was going to soil my garments with some steaming hot fear. and just then every car on the road began to swirl in a hellish dance. since the car in front of me was about 6 feet away from my bumper, i swerved left even as i immediately recalled i had seen a car in that lane already. that wise soul however had already started swerving into the far left emergency lane so i inched between the car in front and beside me. and then i gunned my truck like a Duke of Hazzard. as i raced ahead i see the original flying car rolling and rolling down the road.

i did not stop until i reached my friend's house about 3 miles away, demanded xanax and vodka and i stayed there for three days.

fuck driving.

I forgot about the 'stache.

2009-02-27T09:46:00.000-05:00

I forgot about the 'stache.

Older drivers should have to pass another driver's...

2009-02-27T08:17:00.000-05:00

Older drivers should have to pass another driver's test to renew!!!! I was hit by an old lady. I know how you felt while being yelled at like it WAS your fault!

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last summer i was tooling down I-40 West just a mi...

I forgot about the 'stache.

Older drivers should have to pass another driver's...